31 Dec
I got a gym membership for Christmas but didn’t fill out the forms until January 1st.
This is Breezy the most awesome dog in the universe. I spent last New Year’s day at her house. She’s a party animal.
Max, my pretty pretty kitty, got murdered by two Rottweilers while enjoying the outdoors. Seriously, they were [...]
30 Dec
Don’t you just hate it when you are put in a situation that frustrates you and then ten minutes later, you think of the perfect response? Or you want to be tactful and so you don’t exactly tell the truth. Or you’re just chickenshit and don’t express your true feelings. Yeah I [...]
29 Dec
Yeah this year was bad. The economy went to the toilet. People are losing their houses and their jobs. It’s chaos. Some fool managed to steal my identity and I am having fun with creditors. Also, I no longer have a job I hated. This is a good and bad [...]
28 Dec
I love running and today was a very nice seven mile run. It was the same pace I usually run but it didn’t feel tiring. Also, I ran up and down some hills so it should have been more strenuous and slower than my other runs. Somehow I did it and I feel very [...]
27 Dec
Festivus in Adams Morgan
Originally uploaded by mringlein
I love DC. They’re all about the free expression of all religious beliefs including the celebration of made up holidays that originated on TV sitcoms. Santa celebrating Festivus: PRICELESS
27 Dec
kitty
Originally uploaded by melissathegoofy
This was a meme.
1. Open paint
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.
I did a pretty gosh darn good job.
Also, I officially registered (i.e. paid for) for the Little Rock half marathon. I’m officially in it. No backing out now.
26 Dec
People, in general, tend not to like lawyers. We’ve all heard the lawyer jokes.
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about [...]
25 Dec
I left the one in the house and another cat outside because I couldn’t find him. Then I went over the hills and through the woods to grandma’s house. Literally.
By the time I got there, everyone else had eaten the Christmas eve dinner of Ham, pimento and cheese sandwiches, salad, and as much [...]
24 Dec
I am not a very good cook. Once, I burned the Rice-a-roni. So any time the culinary arts are pursued, it’s with tense anticipation and a little spirit of adventure. Will I forget an ingredient? Will the yeast actually rise? Will the fire department be making a special guest appearance? [...]
23 Dec
Facebook is a funny thing. It’s like a virtual high school, college, and workplace reunion all in one. You end up seeing people from your distant and not so distant past. They post pictures of their kids as well as pictures from the distant and not so distant past. Sometimes you catch up [...]
